// Java: The Coffee Lover
    public class Main {
        public static void main(String[] args) {
            System.out.println("Debugging... aka staring at my screen 😩");
        }
    }
                    

# Python: The Lazy Genius
    print("Me coding at 2AM: 'Why does this work?' 🤨")
                    

// DSA: Where Life Gets Complicated
    int recursion(int n) {
        return (n > 0) ? recursion(n - 1) : 
        printf("Why am I stuck in recursion? 😵‍💫");
    }
                    

-- SQL: Finding Myself
    SELECT * FROM life WHERE purpose IS NOT NULL;
                    

<!HTML: The OG Influencer>
    <marquee>My website is better than yours 😎</marquee>
                    

/* CSS: When Nothing Works */
    div {
        display: flex;
        justify-content: center;
        align-items: center;
        /* still not centered 😭 */
    }
                    

// JavaScript: The Weird Kid
    console.log(0 == "0"); // true
    console.log(0 === "0"); // false
    console.log([] + []); // ""
                    

// C: The OG
    #include <stdio.h>
    int main() {
        printf("Segmentation fault (core dumped) 💀");
        return 0;
    }
                    

// C++: When You Just Can't Let Go of C
    #include <iostream>
    using namespace std;
    int main() {
        cout << "Hello World, but make it Object-Oriented 🫠";
        return 0;
    }